Over-the-top Shopper Pillows

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Unusual Offers

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

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"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'