Extreme Shoppers Pillows

Man equipped for a shopping expedition

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Just doing the school run.'

It bag and no knickers!

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: After a Fashion

'That's not the northern lights! It's new strip mall!'

"I got napkins, family photos, and the strongest lip balm in the city."

Shopping Torture

"You spoil that dog."

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

The Sports Fanatic

Arctic Caravan Breaks

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

New Mall

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"And to think I just went shopping to buy a box of hairpins!"

'Now what to get with your compensation money-fur coat,diamond ring,Prada shoes...'

Rockets in Bath.

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

'The Ridiculous Slippers Shop'

If there were one place on earth you'd never visit, where would that be, Randy? Easy: That would be McMurdo Station, Antarctica, little buddy. Nothing encourages hot snuggling more than being marooned in an icy wasteland. That would be a total waste of my skills of seduction. No challenge. I'd never visit the Mariana Trench. People don't live anywhere near there, and it's the deepest spot in the ocean ... so there'd be no wifi and not even satellite internet could reach it. We should have our ow

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

"You always think this is going to be the sconce that change everything for you."

The Courier Out of hell

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

"You shouldn't say 'knackered' grandma."

Tesco at top of the Mountain.

Large Salmon in a fishmonger's