Peak Shopper Pillows

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Customer Convention

"Do you have pants in XL?"

It bag and no knickers!

Complex Carbs

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

"Sales of our festive toilet cleaner have gone through the floor...it makes you worry that people have forgotten what the festive season is ALL ABOUT!"

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I'm in a purchasing mood, but I don't know if I feel like goods or services."

Sofa Sale: 'I like this sofa - I'll take it.'

His suit: Italian. His shoes: English. His fries: French.

'Come on, Raymond, we haven't reached our credit limit yet!'

Stand in the Q.

"I bought you a software update...new underwear."

"Leave those,dear - I bought some at the supermarket."

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

"Do you sell 'food'?"

"I'm looking for something special that says 'Meow.'"

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

"Unfortunately, they came up with a new class of antidepressants that can seriously inhibit compulsive shopping."

Express Lane Ten Items Or Less Or A $5 Surcharge.

'I'll have that first pair you showed me.' - 'Sorry, they were sold an hour ago.'

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'

"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"

"Dear customers, we are pleased to announce that in five minutes, everything in store will be drastically reduced."