Big And Tall Shoppers Pillows

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Everything's gone up."

Customer Convention

"Do you have pants in XL?"

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

It bag and no knickers!

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

Fashion Mistake.

(Direct to the Consumer)

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Complex Carbs

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

How do you like the new suit?

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."