Big And Tall Shoppers T-Shirts

'You'll like this suit. The vest is edible.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Everything's gone up."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Customer Convention

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

It bag and no knickers!

(Direct to the Consumer)

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Shop assistant falling in love with a customer

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

Discount Shopping.

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Here's a bunch of money. We need you to save America...as we know it."

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Attention, shoppers. We have a lost boomer at the information desk."

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

"Would you like your milk in a bag?"

'Aw,come on- we can't even afford 'from'.'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Die-hard soccer moms.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."