Summit Shopper T-Shirts

"Do you have pants in XL?"

The interested bystanders.

G7 Summit Concern

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"You've been served."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Complex Carbs

Mount Everest.

"But am I happy? Very."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

We are here!

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...