Summit Shopper Gifts

"Do you have pants in XL?"

The interested bystanders.

G7 Summit Concern

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"You've been served."

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Complex Carbs

Mount Everest.

"But am I happy? Very."

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

We are here!

Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

Mildred takes a shortcut to the shops. . .

Please use next mountain.

'My wife doesn't just allow for inflation - she helps it along.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'