Over-the-top Shopper Gifts

'Sorry sir, no personal trolleys allowed in the store.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'