Frustrated Shopper Pillows

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Customer Avoidance Dept.

'I'll buy this only if the store opens the X@!!! plastic clam shell packaging for me!!!'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a daylight robbery."

Smart card.

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Down on Her.

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

'I'm sure they make it up in volume.'

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

'No, officer, I'm not a homeless beggar. I'm just waiting on my wife while she's shopping.'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

Cash Rebate

“We need eggs, milk, bread... Oh, and get an extra-large tub of outrage. We’re running low.”

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Car Dealer

End Of Consumer Confidence Sale

Why men hate shopping.

'Midnight Galas, dinner at the Captain's table, the Swinging Singles Bar, exotic tropical nights... if I may say so, Miss Winslow... this cruise is you!'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Happy Easter!"

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Coming soon: The Garden of Eden Shopping Center.

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'It's been raining all day. There's nothing to do.'

Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your company again!

"We're closed!"