Frustrated Shopaholic Pillows

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Smart card.

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

Shopping Torture

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Complaints (just kidding).

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Microscope's R Us. 'What do you mean out 'No Refunds' small print is too small.'

The customer is always right, but that fact has no standing in law.

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"Happy Easter!"

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

'Ugh! Savings sprees are so dull.'

'Isn't this cool? I ordered 'em all over the internet!'

'I was going to buy myself a new outfit today, but I'm meeting pockets of resistance.'

'We'd rather not let you withdraw any money, Mrs Everhart - our computer thinks you'd just waste it.'

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

'I hardly missed you, thanks to the internet.'

"Could I have two minutes of your time madam. We are today collecting for harassed shoppers!"

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

Customer Avoidance Dept.

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

Man at complaints window gets redirected to the next window.

'C'mon, Dad, let me borrow it. I'll be careful. I won't scratch it. What harm can come to a credit card?'

'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah, blah.' - 'Ahem.' - 'Blah, blah, blah, blah.' - 'Blah, blah.' - 'Excuse me.' - 'Does it look like we want to help you?!' -

"We're looking at a true patriot - she heard the US economy is in trouble."

Bring back early closing day.

Drugstore signs - 'really gross stuff...'