Exhausted Shopper Pillows

'I'm worried about her Doc! She's too pooped to shop!'

"I shop, therefore I am."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

Smart card.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"I've been window-shopping..."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

Shopping Torture

Cash Rebate

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Serious Competition: Thingymajigs vs Watchamacallits.

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

"Would you like to pay with card, cash or the dim and shredded remains of my remaining dreams?"

"Happy Easter!"

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.