Front Yard Fabricator Gifts

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Beginning Yarder.

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

Bird Bath.

Dogs and Chickens

Digging.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Sheds

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Hedge Car

Leaves.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'He missed a 5-foot putt for eagle last year, so he had an exact replica of the green build into the yard.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

'Great poker faces.'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

Steel fabricator

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.