Front Yard Fabricator Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Beginning Yarder.

Bird Bath.

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

Digging.

Dogs and Chickens

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Sheds

Hedge Car

Leaves.

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

'I can't cut the grass until I find the lawnmower and I can't find the lawnmower until I cut the grass!'

"See? I told you our yard was too small for a swing set."

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

'Mind if I trim the hedge back? It's over mine a bit!'

"What a glorious day it is. I have put aside my work...it is just too beautiful a day to sit at my keyboard..."

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