Friends Getting A Pet Gifts

'In France, smell both cheeks'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Bitchbark Canoe

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Man's best friends."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'I think he's lonely.'

Soft Spot.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'How about a walk!'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Your love gives me strength."

"I think it loves us."

PET THEORIES

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.