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'In France, smell both cheeks'

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Man's best friends."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

'She's just great with the children.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Soft Spot.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'How about a walk!'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I think he's lonely.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Your love gives me strength."

"I think it loves us."

PET THEORIES