Friend With A New Pet Gifts

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'That was fun!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

A man and his dog

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Super hero dog.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."