Friend With A New Pet Pillows

"Dog food again! How about a pup tart instead?"

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'That was fun!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Cat Nip.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

A man and his dog

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Foster failure

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Super hero dog.

'Our Filipino dog's a real treasure.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"What kind of biscuits are they?"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Guess who netted it.'

'What's that humming sound?'