Friend With A New Puppy Gifts

Dog Training For The Ninties

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Cling-On Dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'Now cut that out!'

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

Lady taking dog for walk.

"I yip, therefore I am."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"