Friend With A New Puppy Gifts

Dog Training For The Ninties

'Tell me about your puppyhood?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Cling-On Dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'Now cut that out!'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'Don't look so worried I'm only taking you for a walk in the park!'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Lady taking dog for walk.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'...and talk about lazy!'