Friend Who Just Got A Cat Gifts

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Cats on Board.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

The practical psychopath

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Mog The Week

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Meow Power Demolition team.

Salvador Dali's cats.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"How do I get down?"