Friend Who Just Got A Cat Mugs

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Cats on Board.

The practical psychopath

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"It doesn't do anything all day but eat and sleep and get waited on by a staff of bipeds. I think we've found the leader."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"How do I get down?"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'They used to call me 'Fluffy', but it's been 'Lucky' ever since I survived the spin cycle.'