Daughter Who Just Adopted A Cat Mugs

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Cat park"

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

'So what if he goes crazy now and then. Cats also have nine minds.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Cat Day Planner.

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

How cats see their home

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He's very finicky."

Zen Kitten