Adopting A Cat Mugs

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

Hell No Kitty

'Darling. Have you fed the cats today?'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"And where have you previously moused?"