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'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"If it was HIS food dish that was empty... I know I wouldn't be able to sleep!"

'Darling. Have you fed the cats today?'

'Can you believe people actually believe this is a litter box?'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."