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"I see you have a cat."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"You were a stray before and you can be a stray again."

'Sheesh...she struts around like she owns the place.'

Gregory was beginning to wish he'd bought a puppy rather than a kitten!

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"Hey! It's not my fault I'm a morning person!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

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Copycats

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

The Mouse Princess

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'