Adopting A New Cat T-Shirts

'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'

"I try to drink a lot of water, stay up and get right on L.A. time, and never eat the airline food."

Cat swats man; 'ME...YOW!'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Dog Dreams

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Man's best friends."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Cling-On Dog

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.