Getting A New Cat Mugs

How Cats See Their Home.

Cat Wake-up

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

Shedding.

'Yes, I have both a desktop and a laptop.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I don't care what other kittens say about black cats, the person who adopts you will be very lucky."

Bitchbark Canoe

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Copycats

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"Man's best friends."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"