Friend Who Is Breastfeeding Gifts

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Cry babies.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"He's such a fussy eater."

Men explained.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

'I tried those once. They leaked.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'No provision for day care, eh?'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Doctor Tries to Explain Breast Feeding

"Keep pushing, I can see the head!"

Breastfeeding

'I told you we should have packed a lunch.'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'