Breastfeeding Buddy Gifts

Men explained.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

A Tit for Tat.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Fitness Programme for babies

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Now cut that out!'

Library

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Shorts Dropping.

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Breastfeeding

'When you perform the surgery, please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'