Breastfeeding Buddy Mugs

Men explained.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Have you got your make up on yet?

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'Now cut that out!'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Library

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'When you perform the surgery, please don't remove any of my untapped potential.'

Shorts Dropping.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Breastfeeding

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'Do you have a reservation?'