Breastfeeding Adventures Gifts

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

Men explained.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

A Tit for Tat.

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Ah...here they are!"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Please take a number.

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

They Removed my Brain.

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Breastfeeding

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'