Breastfeeding Adventures Pillows

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

A Tit for Tat.

Men explained.

Fitness Programme for babies

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Ah...here they are!"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Whoa

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

Please take a number.

They Removed my Brain.

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

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