Breastfeeding Buff Pillows

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"He's such a fussy eater."

Men explained.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Moms gone wild

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Gotta love happy hour!"

No bottle feeding.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Breastfeeding

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

"I trust I don't get them mixed up. The midwife will be weraing a badge. Mum will be wearing a sigh of relief."

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

'Do you have a reservation?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'