Feeding Time Fun Pillows

'Just the one, thanks.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"He's such a fussy eater."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You keep impeccable time."

Men explained.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Romulus and Remus

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Moms gone wild

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Bottled or breast?"

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

"Fill it up!"

Breastfeeding