Feeding Time Fun Mugs

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"You keep impeccable time."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Men explained.

A Tit for Tat.

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Romulus and Remus

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Moms gone wild

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Bottled or breast?"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

Breastfeeding

"Fill it up!"

'Do you have a reservation?'