Feeding Time Mugs

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"You do like octopus?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Men explained.

'So this is goodbye then!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

"Gotta love happy hour!"