Feeding Mugs

'So this is goodbye then!'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Hahaha, dry food! Oh, that is rich. You really had me going there for a minute. Haha, nice try...let's have the wet food now."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"Fill it up!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Zoo keeper throwing food to himself.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Just off... I've fed the cat... and the dog... and the birds... and Mother... yours is in the microwave.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Counting ribs

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."