Feeding Time T-Shirts

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"You keep impeccable time."

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"You do like octopus?"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"He's such a fussy eater."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

A Tit for Tat.

Men explained.

Fitness Programme for babies

'So this is goodbye then!'

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

Moms gone wild

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

"Bottled or breast?"

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."