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'A reservation? Of course I haven't got a bloody reservation!'

"You keep impeccable time."

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'Take a letter,'

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'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

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'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Just a heads up...the chicken paprikash is camera shy."

'And in a landslide, the winner of the 'Waking Up Your Owner' race...'

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'Bless you!'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

'So that's 60 minutes, room 4 with Sally, and will you be taking our standard resuscitation insurance?'

"I keep getting into a flap."

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

"But it's 3 o'clock in the morning. Okay, one word ... rhymes with liar."

"We need a quieter can opener."

'Call me 'spot' one more time and I'll tear your frickin' throat out!'