Feeding Time Chaos Pillows

"We need a quieter can opener."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You keep impeccable time."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Fido and Fifi

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

No bottle feeding.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Bottled or breast?"

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

"Fill it up!"

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'Just the one, thanks.'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"