Feeding Time Chaos Gifts

"We need a quieter can opener."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You keep impeccable time."

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Fido and Fifi

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

No bottle feeding.

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Compared to that regurgitation phase, this is fine dining."

"Bottled or breast?"

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

"Fill it up!"

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"

Darnit, I missed the train...