Breakfast Chaos Pillows

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'You made me jump,'

Devilled Eggs

Punkcakes

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Parkour Breakfast

'Hey, milk!'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'I went for a walk this morning...' - 'I ran 20 miles... uphill.' - '...and I had bran flakes for breakfast.' - 'Yeah, well I ate 19 sausages, 3 melons, and a horse.' - 'I'm going for a pee.' - 'I swear I could flood this place!!'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

In the breakfast foods industry, our award winner, Ernie, is at the tip-top. The honoree is at the vertex, the acme, the apogee ... the summit, the crest, the peak, the zenith! Raise your glasses to the man at the pinnacle! Please don't say it! Thank you for the synonym toast!

"Awesome! Dad fixed the toaster!"

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

"Just who is our new interactive toaster interacting with?"