Coffee And Chaos Pillows

Darnit, I missed the train...

Multi-tasking.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Too Much Coffee Man

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Sunday in the park'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

worrying letters

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

Three-Martini Breakfast

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

"Leave that bit."

Morning Vacuum

Just a sec...

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"