Coffee And Chaos Gifts

Darnit, I missed the train...

Multi-tasking.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Too Much Coffee Man

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'Sunday in the park'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"I have a system."

'911!'

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

worrying letters

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'

A severe case of getting up on the wrong side of bed...

I need a sample of your DNA. Bug off, greed ball. Someone stole a pastry. I have a right to police my own cafe. Oh, fine. Here's some DNA. Splat! Nice aim. This does not happen on CSI!!

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

Three-Martini Breakfast

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Mailman coming through gate, dog's kennel has pictures of mailmen that he's bitten.

"Leave that bit."

Morning Vacuum

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"