Coffee With A Side Of Chaos Pillows

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

Multi-tasking.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Sunday in the park'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Russian eggs.

Mime in an Emergency Ward at Hospital

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

worrying letters

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

'Make those to go.'

'Doctor said to burn more calories.'

I need a sample of your DNA. Bug off, greed ball. Someone stole a pastry. I have a right to police my own cafe. Oh, fine. Here's some DNA. Splat! Nice aim. This does not happen on CSI!!

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

An Energetic Susan.

Three-Martini Breakfast

"And where's the father of all these children that you don't know what to do with?"

Darnit, I missed the train...

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

Dog is foiled by baubles when attempting to chase Father Christmas.

"God, you're so random."

"Leave that bit."

Just a sec...

"Buttered side down! Happy days!

"And just where is it written that dystopias can't be fun?"

"Look at it this way, Herb....at least the paperboy didn't throw it on the roof this time!"