Coffee Connoisseur With A Flair For The Dramatic Pillows

'Make those to go.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Just don't let the old man get you down.

'You've had enough!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Practicing my hate-face."

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

"Eewww! It still makes a lousy cup of coffee!"

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

"Help me on this one, Jimbo. What I want to do here is fire you."

Honest Vending Machine

OPERATING ROOM, 'Your husband may have a little trouble sleeping for awhile -- we spilled some coffee in him.'

An expletive of editors

'This decaf's lousy.'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Difference between regular and French onion soup? "When I serve the French onion soup, I sneer."

"I'm supposed to sing you the specials. Do you want me to do that?"

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

Bureaucrat's Brain

"Well, team....time to trade our 'You Got This!' coffee mugs to the 'Mistakes Were Made' mugs."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

Well, no wonder the natives are restless. They're worshipping an espresso machine!

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

To make your computer faster, please pour two cups of Espresso into your CD drive.