Coffee Comic Aficionado Pillows

"I'll have a skinny latte..."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Superheroes take a selfie

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

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'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'