Coffee-fueled Editor Pillows

An expletive of editors

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Copycats

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Punctuation Police

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Someone who knows apostrophes

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'The Questioner'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'