Thrives On Chaos Pillows

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

A catch-all is born.

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Falling for art

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Too busy."

"But this way I know where everything is."

Paint fight art!

"I can't see my screen!!"

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

'...in conclusion, we're in the wrong meeting room.'

"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...