Breastfeeding Enthusiast Gifts

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Slow down! Are you trying to drown me?'

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Growth Charts

Men explained.

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'So this is goodbye then!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Early childhood development

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.