Friend Who Is A Single Parent Gifts

'My cat comes from a single-parent family, and she's doing okay.'

'Ahhh...'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Beware of teething baby.

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

Children.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

Single parents.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I want someone whose inner pain is totally hot."